Eeewwwwww!

So this morning I told my son that he needed to take a shower because, well, he's 4 and 4 year-olds can be stinky. My daughter that's two got all excited about a shower and promptly said "shower!" I told her she was not taking one, she took one yesterday, and didn't need one. He got in the shower and the next thing I know she comes in the bathroom, stark naked, with poop all over her behind. Eeewwww!!!! What a way to kill a morning. I left Spencer to wash himself and went to work cleaning her up. Oh the joys of motherhood! I tell you...you couldn't PAY me enough to do this job! Motherhood has to be on a volunteer basis, so it's something you're passionate about. Because, as I said, you couldn't pay me enough to deal with poop, pee, boogers (both nose and eye), and all the other messes that come with raising children. Oh! That reminds me...I need to go clean off a chocolate smeared handprint I noticed on the wall (I know it's chocolate because the poop was greenish, I think from antibiotics she's been on). Again I say -
Eeeewwwww!!!!